prostatediaries

Urological Wit and Wisdom: Chapter 60-The prostate exam. An art form?

The rectal exam: Something the patient doesn't want and the doctor easily persuaded not to do.

Urological Wit and Wisdom: Chapter 59: The heartbreak of lithiasis.

The sad story of the recurrent kidney stone patient.

Two Urology Jokes

Life is short and the Art long...Osler

Urological Wit and Wisdom: Chapter 57-John there is a patient I want you to see.

Be sure that the patient you refer to another doctor for a problem is not a problem you treat.

If I am going to be impotent then I am going to look impotent.

Men don't really understand what a vasectomy does or doesn't do....and that is why this joke is funny.

Chapter 55: Oh he passed out all the time.

Watch for the male and "vasectomy vapors."

Chapter 54: I'm not sure I understand all I know about this patient.

"I don't know" will set you free.

Urological Wit and Wisdom-Chapter 53: A fool with a tool is still a fool.

Standing by a million dollar machine and getting your picture taken don't necessarily make you a surgeon.

Urological Wit and Wisdom-Chapter 52: Stand up and turn around in a circle and place hand on door knob.

Sometimes you just have to "move along" the conversation.

Urological Wit and Wisdom-Chapter 51: Having read it in a book don't mean jack!

Reciting something to me about something you read in a book when I have done several hundred of the procedure in question with excellent results...well that don't mean jack!